Family Problems - Simply Awesome....

Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot.

The Indian man said to the American,"You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven't even met once.We call this arranged marriage.

I don't want to marry a woman whom I don't love...I told them that openly and now have a hell lot of family problems."

The American said, " Talking about love marriages?...

I'll tell you my story.

I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years."

After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law.

My daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother.

More problems occurred when I had a son.

My son is my father's brother and so he is my uncle.

Situations turned worse when my father had a son.

Now my father's son
I.e. My brother is my grandson.

Ultimately,
I have become my own grand father and I am my own grandson.

And you say you have family problems.. ?!

Performance Pressure

Poultry farm ke malik ne tammam Murgiyon ko Order diya "Agar tum logon ne kal se Do -- Do ande nahi diye to kal se tumhara dana pani band "

Murgiya dar gayi ....sab ne do do ande diye magar ek ne sirf ek anda diya "

Malik "tum ne 1 anda hi kyon diya "
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"Sir ye aapke dar ki wajah se diya hai waise main to Murga hoon"

Innovative ways of using cars

Very NICE and Inspirational posters

Wah Wah Arz Kiya Hai......

Excellent reply... Coool

A mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car
when he spotted the famous heart surgeon in his shop,
who was standing off to the side,waiting for the service manager to come to take a look at his car.

The mechanic shouted across the garage,

"Hello Doctor!!Please come over here for a minute."

The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic.

The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked argumentatively,

"So doctor, look at this. I also open hearts, take valves out, grind 'em, put in new parts,
and when I finish this will work as a new one.
So how come you get the big money,
when you and me is doing basically the same work? "



The doctor leaned over and whispered to the mechanic.... .
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"Try to do it when the engine is running ".

President Kalam. Can we have one more like him?

Lot of things have been said about our Former President Abdul Kalam But none like this will exemplify the man's simplicity and humility.



See the first Citizen of the country sitting on the floor before the so called Fourth Estate.